What is the difference between a big man and a little man?—One is a tall fellow and the other not at all.
Why is a betting-list keeper like a bride?—Because he's taken for better or worse.
Why is a person asking questions the strangest of all individuals?—Because he's the querist.
Why is a thief called a "jail-bird?"—Because he has been a "robbin."
Why should an editor look upon it as ominous when a correspondent signs himself "Nemo?"—Because there is an omen in the very letters.
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